Trina stared into her open kitchen cabinets. She was two and a half days into her pre-date-night ritual fast, and she was about to crack. Technically, she wasn’t going out on a date Saturday night, but Juliet was determined to have a man in her...
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Lucie Simone
Fidelity is a living, breathing entity. On wobbly footing, it can wander, becoming something different entirely.
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Kay Goodstadt
It’s easier for me to make sense of it that way than it is for me to face the other way–reality. And yet, those evil spirits that were unleashed–be they fake entities from a stupid carnival ride, or cruel malevolencies from dark spiritual chasms of...
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Tim Cummings
Listen, we’ll come visit you. Okay? I’ll dress up as William Shakespeare, Lucent as Emily Dickinson, and beautiful ‘Ray’ as someone dashing and manly like Jules Verne or Ernest Hemingway...and we’ll write on your white-room walls. We’ll write you out of your supposed insanity. I...
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Tim Cummings
I leave the kitchen table to bathe, and to dress for church. If only my closet held on its shelves an array of faces I could wear rather than dresses, I would know which face to put on today. As for the dresses, I haven't...
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Tim Cummings
More Quotes By Rita Rudner
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
I had the most boring office job in the world... I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
